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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

4.1s

Oh, I was so excited. It's really a beautiful invitation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

1.6s

How could she look up to a person...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

3.8s

Maybe she's right. Maybe I am a complete hack.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

3.3s

Oh, yeah. She's dating Bania.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

2.3s

I thought she really liked me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

2.8s

The mentor saw my act. She dumped me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

3.8s

-So I finally met the mentor. -What's she like? Impressive?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

2s

He's a pug, a patsy, a hack.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

2.1s

It's not a valet, it's a protÈgÈ.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

2.6s

Well, one day, a couple of Gl's found a crate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

1.8s

Cynthia's a successful businesswoman...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

1.5s

Oh, wait a minute.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

1.4s

Give me a break.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

1.5s

Kicking in a skull...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

2.7s

With a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

3s

-You gonna do a little yelling? -I'm gonna do a little firing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

1.5s

Oh, that's a tough one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

2.8s

-Who? -A Mr. Kenneth Bania.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

3.3s

I don't think I wanna date a protÈgÈ whose mentor is a Costanza.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

3.6s

As a matter of fact, I happen to have a protÈgÈ of my own.