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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.1s

...tell her you're not a test-tube pincushion.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.1s

Yes. She's a dermatologist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.7s

Wait a second. She did a skin-cancer screening at Peterman?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.3s

She was doing a skin-cancer screening at Peterman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.4s

She saved your life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.9s

What? She gave me hives?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.5s

She spent an hour and a half making me feel like I'm worthless.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.8s

Well, you know, she's very focused.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.7s

She did kind of touch my face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.3s

Well, you don't think she's just talking to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.3s

She's one step above working at the Clinique counter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.9s

Of course she treats skin cancer. That's how I met her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.4s

Could she do that at Kruger? I don't know. I guess.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.6s

A joke.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

4.1s

So somehow the Bronze-O is reacting to the poison she's giving you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.2s

A revenge date?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.3s

A real dermatologist?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.2s

But it's not a photograph. I need a photograph.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.3s

You're a life-saving doctor and I'm just a comedian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.9s

This is a drawing?