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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.8s

Oh, I always wanted one of these when I was little.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.7s

Well, I don't have this kind of cash.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.9s

I couldn't even crawl out of bed this morning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.1s

- It's half a pound of turkey. - I can't eat that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.1s

- Now, get out of here. - Please, I have so little.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2s

Bring a group of friends. I just wanna see you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3s

- Well, why not? - I don't wanna get into the physics of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

4s

You know, the thing is, I kind of promised the widow Mantle...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3.5s

Yeah, you're right. I really should keep more of your favourites on hand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3.1s

But it's the end of the week, so I added up your tab.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.4s

Not a third of an apple. Not a half of a banana.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3.3s

...to some assurance of reliability?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.6s

I don't know. I couldn't see. I couldn't look down...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2s

I think I really strained it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.4s

...of the body's natural pressure points.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.7s

...of you buying a whole can.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3.4s

When you pierce the skin of a piece of fruit, you've bought the whole fruit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.8s

I was under the impression that I could take anything I wanted...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.9s

She looked like some kind of superhero.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.9s

...who don't deserve the privilege of mail.