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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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You know, I try to take care of myself. I watch what I eat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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Well, I was the cause of it, and...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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I sent this card to hundreds of people.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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And I am not a piece of toast.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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- My Christmas card. - Yeah. Of course, I took it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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I didn't notice any of the clothes. We're all applauding. Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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...I broke up with my girlfriend a couple of weeks ago.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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But I was clearly on the outer edge of the nostril.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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I'm cursing myself. Now how do I get out of there?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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A lot of showering, a lot of shaving, a lot of cleaning, a lot of clipping...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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I came in here last January to talk to one of your flunkies.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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I had the idea of a cologne that made you smell like the beach.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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No, no. Elaine, what's the name of that friend of yours...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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Suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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Why? You thinking of going?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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Yeah, I think I do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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See, it's kind of gotta little piece of cloth that's stuck underneath and...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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...but I think I see your...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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The concept of modeling is counterproductive...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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That's the true spirit of Christmas.