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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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I need a nickname that makes people light up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Maybe there should be a Gammy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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I must be at the nexus of the universe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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She's not a maid. She might be a newswoman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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What a nightmare it must be to have a real family.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Well, it was a hell of a ride.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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...or some kind of a prostitute?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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I was going to say, being a good host.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Doesn't sound like much of a friend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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I've had a lot of experience with semantics.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Forty dollars seems kind of steep for a nap.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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There's a lot of stuff in my apartment I've never seen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Didn't he throw you off a bus in the middle of Alabama?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Nexus of the universe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- For lunch? - Well, I am just a T-bone kind of guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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She wants to be an actress...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

2.4s

Thank you both for being here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Never. I'll never be like you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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I think Gammy might be dying.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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No. Jerry. I won't be like you.