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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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- Line two? - Yeah, your phone is line one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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- So you think I'm fat? - No, it-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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- I'm leaving too. - Nobody said you're fat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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- He is fat. - No. He's just a little bloated.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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Mr. Kramer, the dean of my internship's on line two.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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The college canceled the internship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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The restaurant on the Chrysler Building?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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So that's the bedroom. Here's the bathroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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...and the buckle kind of banged against the side of the urinal...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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The bump-into, always leads to the backslide.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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So the gloves were right by the phone?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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I like the girl better than the voice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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The idea is a rubber bladder inside the tanker...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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...to one of the great handicapped toilets in the city.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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Which part? The renovating the restaurant you don't own part...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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- What? - The bump-into.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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That should cover the experiment, the arrest and most of your trial.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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- ... The Incredible Hulk, sir? - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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What's wrong with the belt?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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At the movies last night, I went to the bathroom and I unbuckled wildly...