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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Why not get a toupee with a rubber band for water-skiing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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The whip in the Senate and the House.

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In 1979, I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...than anyone in New York City.

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I fell in love with him.

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I had the upper hand in the post-breakup relationship.

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Well, in the old days when the senators didn't vote...

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Every day she comes in and reads.

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- You can't park in this city. - Hey.

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Ever see what that looks like in the back?

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They'll change the prescription in an hour. Take them.

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...that you didn't decide to confide in me.

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...when in fact, it was an unauthorized hi.

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Well, Mr. Newman, in all my years on the bench...

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He was in bad shape for a while, though.

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That's like me buying a wheelchair to cruise around in.

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Look, how do I get in touch with this guy?

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...sitting alone at night knowing they could be closing in.

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Well, don't you worry, Your Honor. He's in my custody.

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- Where did you get those? - Malaysia. I was in the area.