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The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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To keep secrets from my computer.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Or "Trapped in an oil painting." I'm going to save that one.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Great. I need something to wipe my hand.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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to the moment it's metabolized by my stomach acid,

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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NASA took five or six golden-ticket ideas to get men on the moon.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Try to spark up an ongoing joke and then, in a month or two,

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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And that's what I'm going to write down in my diary.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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to make sure that they know I didn't lose half my sales.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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That is my idea. We are going to call you back, guys.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Yeah, I'm late for work so I have to brush my teeth.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Well, you know what, Jim, it is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam.