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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You need to go to, like, Vienna or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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There's no, really, way to phrase the sentiment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Well, maybe something happens to you on the way to work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Give my best to Hinckley.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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My friend's going to die.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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That's my vow to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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This is a great way to go through life, isn't it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You're on your way to Vegas. There isn't a car in sight.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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That's the way they should punish the kids.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...that's when he began to scream, My friend's going to die.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You're under no obligation to shake my hand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and I excused myself to call my friend...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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My parents took me to the Amish country, which to a kid...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You're my alibi. You have to take the stand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You could be a fireman on a fire truck on the way to a fire.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Well, either you see him or you don't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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But my personal favourite would have to be that we had to invent the helmet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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We thought about this in a variety of ways...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I, for one, am not going to compromise my artistic integrity.