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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...just keep it to yourself and stay out of my way, okay?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Or did?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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By the way, how am I doing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Or peanuts would be good, but...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...figs or any other dried fruit...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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As you may or may not know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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When he's finished, send him over to my house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Well, my friend...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Oh, my God!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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So I spoke to some of my sisters about that coffee shop.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...and I can slurp it up to my mouth like this. Look.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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If you ever want to tell me about it, the door to my office is always open.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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The judge decreed he'd become my butler, not my friend's butler.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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What's my first line? Just tell me my first line.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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These are my references.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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They are my daughters.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- My daughter Peggy. - Peggy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- What? - My grandmother's in the hospital.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Is that for the part, or does he walk around like that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Maybe if you were in Greenpeace or something, that would be different...