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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Me, dead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Not necessarily.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I mean, you think dead people care who's at their funeral?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Do you know how easy it is for dead people to travel?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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And the proof of this is that we give dead people a pillow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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You're not wearing that to a funeral.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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How can you even consider not going?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I am not much for the family gathering.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Well, I decided I'm not gonna do it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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That's the bet, that you're not doing it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...it should not be a day of mourning...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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So you're not obligated. Go play in your game.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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It's not like getting on a bus. One second:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Yeah, well, there's no bet if I'm not doing it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I mean, what can I do that's not wasting it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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You know, I can't believe you're even considering not playing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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There's no dinner. The bet's off. I'm not gonna do it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I'm not a doctor yet, Uncle Morty. I'm just an intern.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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You're not gonna believe it when you see it. Whole new lifestyle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Yes, I know you're not gonna do it. That's why I bet.