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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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- I don't like it. - I don't like it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Put some milk in it without asking me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...and then she made some tea.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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When I like them, they don't like me. When they like me, I don't like them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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When you like them, they don't like you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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It's like watching a couple of hyenas going through the garbage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...and when they like you, you don't like them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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You know, you try to do some good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Looked like a football.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Look, that's his problem, all right? Now, you don't like it? Too bad.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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You bring me something decent, I'll give you some money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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These agencies are usually a front for some money-laundering scheme.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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But, Mr. Fields, I'm here to spend some time with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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I think I'm pretty much like you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Why, they follow him like a cult.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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It's my goitre, isn't it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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No. Not a bit. It's nothing. It's nothing. It's...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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And eventually people say things about you, like:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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I mean, I'm feeling like a good person.