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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So the hospital called.

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-So it's just mono. -Mono?

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So, what did you do?

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Kramer's so stringy. I'm plump, juicy.

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-So fast? What about me? -No.

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So can you come back tomorrow?

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How come he's getting so smart?

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So now we can, you know.

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So what? You've gone six weeks before.

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So you're never gonna have sex again?

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Jerry, so nice of you to come down here.

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Sports are so pedestrian. I prepared some science experiments...

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...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.

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-That is so unprofessional. -Oh, relax, Katie. It's not a problem.

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-No, no, it didn't say anything. -So you were a victim...

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...but now I have so many things to occupy my mind.

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So how long is this not gonna be a problem for me?

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You're no longer preoccupied with sex, so your mind is able to focus.

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-So, Jackie, you think we got a case? -Your face is my case.

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So do most doctors like ER, or do you guys just think it's fake?