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The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

2.7s

I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

2.7s

So I'm wise and I have worms.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

1.5s

Oh, breakfast.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

2s

I got your sausage, egg and cheese biscuit.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

3s

Yummy, yummy, thank you, Ryan.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

3.5s

What was the thing you needed me to come in early for?

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

1s

Um...

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

3.3s

The sausage, egg and cheese biscuit. But, thank you.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

4.9s

And why don't you just take a couple hours. Office is yours.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

4.6s

Home Alone, Risky Business. Take your pants off, run around.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

1.9s

Whatever you want to do.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

2.2s

I'm just going to take a nap in my car till work starts.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

1.1s

Okay.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

3.5s

See? Healthier, got to watch those carbs.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

4.5s

Today, I, Michael Scott, am becoming a homeowner, investing in real estate.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

1.4s

Diversifying. Smart.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

2.1s

Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

2.6s

It is very important to own property.

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

3.6s

Back in olden days, they would not even let you vote

The Office (2005) - S02E03 Office Olympics

3.6s

unless you owned property, and they'd throw you in the stocks and humiliate you.