Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crew.

Boy, that is black gold, Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

A Beverly Hillbilly.

Listen, Pa!

Invented something called Bodine Hair Darkener.

Turned me into a platinum blonde.

Nice shine to it.

Shine, it glows in the dark.

General, how was your... Shh!

I'm right in the middle of a great experiment.

If this works... It works!

I've done it!

Done what?

Invented purple orange juice.