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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Cabs are crashing into themselves to just pick me up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's New Age music.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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No. Eight years isn't such a long streak.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- It isn't? - No. I haven't vomited in 13 years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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When Joel told me he hadn't thrown up in eight years...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...with this New Age music played over ocean sounds.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Actually, I should get a new one. - Nonsense. This one's fine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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And he hasn't thrown up in eight years, so just shut up about him. Shut up!