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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...with the privacy that I know I'm going to need.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My uncle to my aunt, my aunt to my mother...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My uncle to my cousin, my cousin to my sister, my sister to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...my mother to my uncle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I offered you those cookies in my house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I guess I'll just go to my uncle's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I told my uncle I had a stomachache. Think he bought that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- So you're not going? - You don't need us.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Very beautiful girl. Very beautiful. Your girlfriend?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...whose needs are going to surpass, by great lengths...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My hands are tied.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Oh, my God, Lorraine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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That's Lorraine from my uncle's office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My friend here apparently made a mistake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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No, no. Do you see the girl over there with the long hair?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'd put my face in their soup and blow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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He's gonna tell his wife. His wife's gonna call my mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Where am I?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I missed her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...but I think it would be best if I left.