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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I told you not to come. - I need some water.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I don't remember you with a girl. - Nevertheless.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I want my helmet back!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Remember, I got my pyjamas for free.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I moved recently, and my files disappeared.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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What do you need salsa for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and I excused myself to call my friend...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Well, my father, when I was a kid...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the university level.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Why should I care if my son's into gymnastics?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I mean, we've been introduced. She knows my name.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I sleep in my underwear and a T-shirt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- You need any pyjamas? - I'm sorry, Uncle Leo.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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And you better hurry. You really need it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...I told him I was rushing because my friend was about to commit suicide.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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So I sped home to save my friend's life, and I was stopped for speeding.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You need to go to, like, Vienna or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You're that friend. All we need is a reason...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I, for one, am not going to compromise my artistic integrity.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Never assume anything. I don't want that nut in my house.