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The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

3.1s

I get very nervous talking to pretty girls.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

2.2s

These people need love.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

1.7s

I can assure you we don't need a new system, though.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

2.2s

I need her name if I'm going to return her glove.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

1.7s

I think my odds are pretty good.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

2.8s

You know what, guys, I don't think we need to do this.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

3.5s

I trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

1.2s

We just need to find them.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

2.2s

Oh, my God. How long was I out?

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

2.4s

I used to go there with my fiancee.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

3.5s

Relationships. We don't need no stinking relationships.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

2.9s

Also I can retract my penis up into itself.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

3.5s

So I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

1s

Oh, my God.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

6.2s

and I said, "Oh, my God, I think the Eagles could clinch the NFC East."

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

3.7s

that these people need to be protected from having love

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

1.7s

You're going to need to lie down right over here.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

1.6s

There's a girl out there for all of us.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

2.4s

Basically, 95% of my job.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

1s

Oh, boy. Oh, my God.