They ain't likely to show much of me when they got important folk like that sheep fella.

Oh, yeah, yeah, you're dandy girls, but I ain't no sheik.

I can learn you, Uncle Jed.

You just get Mr. Dryad to you.

None of that.

Yes, sir, Uncle Jed.

I thought so.

Now you're gonna get it.

Wait a minute, Granny.

I'm just doing what Uncle Jed told me.

You think I'm gonna swallow that?

You're going to the woodshed.

But, Granny, I'm supposed to... You're supposed to do what I tell you to do.

Well, no, sir, Mr. Dry Jail, I don't want to hurt the sheik's feelings, but I can't keep this present he gave me.

It's a bunch of girls.

No, sir, not pearls.

Girls!

Real, live girls.

I don't know what these girls got in mind, but I got a feeling it ain't strictly legal.

Now, let's consider this problem calmly.