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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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What's with this music?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's New Age music.

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No means no.

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Just keep the music down.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I mean, every two seconds:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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What do you mean, no?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...with this New Age music played over ocean sounds.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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But I mean... Well, let's say I was you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Of course. Massaging.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- You ever see one of those things? - Of course.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Sounds of the forest.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Can I tell you something? That's a hell of a piece of equipment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...by the sounds of murdering. Just stereo.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Yeah. Well, that's enough of that. Enough.

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Just like Son of Sam was adopted.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I'm getting out of here. - Fine, go.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...the interview afterwards, right? "He was kind of quiet."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...as one of the worst serial killers in history.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- She's Jerry's girlfriend. - George, instead of talking about this...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I can see that. - I'm getting out of here.