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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm a man who respects a good coma.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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What kind of a man are you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Nothing. - What kind of a man are you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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You are still afraid. You are not a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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The stage was on a cliff and the audience...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I loved her very deeply.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- I would like you both to leave. - Oh, fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Really? - Oh, yeah. Gandhi loved Triscuits.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Because I love Drake's Coffee Cake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...because he thought the man looked at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'd love to go. Make an appointment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...only with the silver dollars and the pizza dough over the eyes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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It's an invitation to a housewarming for Martin and Gina.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Sweetheart, why don't you run and get a nurse for Mommy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Well, they're three funny-looking guys and they'd hit each other a lot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...but with Martin and all, maybe it's not a good idea to be seen together...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Get the hell out. - A plane crash?! A heart attack?!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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The guy is unconscious, in a coma...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...and all of the models went down there.