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The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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I can't do this to Pam.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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Just wait and send it to voice mail.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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I can't do this if you're gonna be thrusting like that, okay?

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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Well, then, I should figure out things to do while I'm waiting.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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I can't give 100% to two things at once, you know?

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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I need to be that same kind of dick to myself.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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And I'll never be able to forgive myself

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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I'd be happy to see Jim as manager.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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You're too character-y to be a lead,

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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Yeah, and, Dwight, I'd like to be the first to say congratulations.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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Very few do who try to be a star.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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But be careful. It is very easy to get lost

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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and you're not fat enough to be a great character actor.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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I can't have good old Dunder Mifflin to fall back on, or else I'll never succeed.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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That is a real job, and one I'd be proud to take.