This last Dundee is for Kevin,

Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks,

Thanks for listening, those of you who listened.

Somebody who I think a lot of us cannot keep from checking out.

I mean, god the Dundies are about the best, in every one of us.

This next award goes to somebody who really lights up the office.

and now he's making me look through hours of footage to find highlights.

We are inviting all of your friends and family to attend the awards with us.

Dwight is banning us from our bathroom.

Well, last year I got great work, so I don't know...

Yeah Kevin, for Kevin, for stinking up the bathroom !

- We ran out last year, remember ? - Yes we should, you know what ?

- Ok, look I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year,

- Really ? We don't have any girls from HR. - Know that, for the sake of the story.

And we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs, which for me,

we're not paying for this.

has ruined them for life !

So you're ready for the Dundies ?

descending from her corporate throne this evening to visit us lowly serfs here,

and this is everybody's favorite day, everybody looks forward to it.