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The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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Let us go.

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It's just some of us are taking this really seriously.

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Some of you may remember from last semester, I am Professor Monahan.

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The last word is "seagulls."

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Neither of us will write the other up for not working.

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I swallowed a tapeworm last night.

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No, no, no. This is your last meal.

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You remember last week when that girl went missing,

The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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That's so lame. They didn't invite us.

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Well, that was the last time, Dwight. I mean it.

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by telling us that he was the father.

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All right, everybody, this is your last meal, so eat up.

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Okay. No, no, no, no, no! Same places as last week.

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I want to apologize for how I treated you last year.

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JIM: When Michael told us that Jan was pregnant,

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he led us to believe that he was the father,

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give us a very good chance at winning this thing.

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but you are going to be leaving us next week, so vamoose!

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Of course.

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I want you to live forever. I want us all to live forever.