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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Man, I don't understand people.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Do not be afraid of this man. - Right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Come on up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I take one last look around the penitentiary, and I jump!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...she's on the couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I think you're afraid to sit next to a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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We're in my apartment, I'm on the couch, she's on the chair.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You know, it just goes on and on without a break in the wall.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...put stockings on rolled below my knee?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You should come see me on the weekend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...because you don't have to be home on time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Yeah, come on over here, pal. We're zooming over here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'll have to stick my chin on top of the seat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...no more stopping, just saying hello and continuing on our way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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As I'm getting out, I feel all these eyes on me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I mean, it's like we really hate each other. It's based on nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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That's hard to get used to when you're on so many fast ones.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So I walked up behind him, tapped him on the shoulder and said:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Men, on the other hand, if they are physically attracted to a woman...