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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Who would be calling me here?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.1s

Who you kidding? You come to my apartment...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.2s

Oh, please, please, change your name to O.J. It would be so great.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.6s

- Are you kidding me? - I'm afraid not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.2s

- Who's this? - That's my mother.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.3s

- Why not? - Would you change yours?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.5s

...and after every sip, he would go:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.4s

Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

5s

Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. Next.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.2s

And women who fall in love with the killer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.4s

Who is more important to you, her or me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.5s

I like you, she doesn't. Who you gonna pick?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.9s

Listen, I massage who I want when I want.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.1s

...we could be... You know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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And he would take, like, 40 sips, and after every one:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.1s

...I need confirmation from the person who left the ticket.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.7s

What's the difference? Who cares if she doesn't like you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3s

Who told you to get a massage? I haven't gotten one from her!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.6s

"You know, sometimes I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.5s

With a serial killer, it's safest to be a neighbor.