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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I saved your life. You would be dead!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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So the show would be about my real life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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This would be a good idea for the pilot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and one of the characters would be based on you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...would you be interested in switching to TMI long distance?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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What? Really? You're kidding.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Would it be possible to get a copy of La Cocina?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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From who?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You would cease to exist. You'd be gone for the rest of eternity.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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It would be nice if there was some sort of historical record of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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And who's on the show? Who are the characters?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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But my personal favourite would have to be that we had to invent the helmet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Who are they? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Who's he? - He's somebody.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Why would I invite him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Parents like to drag kids to historical sights.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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That's the way they should punish the kids.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Well, my father, when I was a kid...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I don't know how you guys feel, but we would like to be in business with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Who are they? - They're nobody.