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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Hey, your kid's pretty funny, Morty. He should be a comedian.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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This is Seinfeld's kid.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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You got any kids?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Hey, Morty, who's this?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Hey, who are you?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I don't know if I can be with someone who doesn't like The English Patient.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Who's she dating? Mr. Peanut?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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...Dominicans in a Cuban wrapper, now, would you?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Who are they? -They're Cuban cigar rollers.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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My friends, who I don't even like...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Well, I'll show you who's number one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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...who do you think they come after?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Well, I guess I showed Neil who's Neil.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Hey, lzzy, this kid says he can lift more than you can.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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They're human beings from Cuba?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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That Ralph Fiennes. I would give up my firstborn for him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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If they were any more Cuban, Castro would have smoked them himself.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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...we'll be showing our feature presentation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-You should be more mature. -He's 80.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Aren't they supposed to be rolling cigars?