We're hoping to play for Jed Clampett's wedding.

What's this?

Mr. Claverton's getting married?

Well, if we could sell him on the notion, that's one reason we brought our wives along, right Earl?

Yes, we hope it'll answer this question.

Can a man from a little cabin in the hills find happiness as the husband of a beautiful and educated city woman?

Don't you certainly seem to have found happiness?

Pretty near, pretty near.

Yeah, just a grit and a jowl away.

Well, speaking of your beautiful, sophisticated city wives, how did you happen to meet them?

We were playing an engagement in New York City, and we held an audition for girl singers.

Yeah, there must have been three, four hundred girls showed up, and Gladys and Louise stood out from the crowd.

They must have had beautiful voices.

You know something, Earl, we never did find out if they could sing.

That's how we can find a wife for Mr. Clapper.

What?

Well, he's too shy to look for himself, but if Mr. Flatt and Mr. Scruggs hold another audition right here, he'll meet dozens of beautiful girls in spite of himself.

Say, that's a good idea.

Now, hold on.

Their wives might not think so.