This is the fine work award, this goes to Stanley, for all the fine work he did this year.

You've all made it You had a was, you work so hard

- The Busiest Beaver award goes to Phyllis Lapin ! Way to go Phyllis ! Nice work ! Per usual !

- Ok, look I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year,

We need something to caution her head, throw a pillow, a cush ?

talk to you for a second about that.

- I just wanted to say thanks. - That's not really a question.

The Dundies, how can I explain it ? A word to auto mated,

The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away

Welcome to eighth annual Dundies awards ! Before we get started, a few announcements :

No, I decided to stay. I'll just get a ride home from Angela.

Thanks, I do check her pupils to make sure that wasn't a concoction.

It's a little character I like to do. It is loosely based on Karnack,

And we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs, which for me,

and if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.

and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time, so,

I've a few more Dundies to give out tonight, but I'm just gonna cut it short, and rapid up.