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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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for his old job.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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# Golden living dreams of visions #

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- So who's gonna take my job? - Cal will be taking over your job.

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I'm sorry. That's just your job.

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You don't have to quit your job.

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And now I have to go hunt for some hos.

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Get a real fucking job, why don't you?

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I dated this girl...

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- Hold on. - I'm gonna have to quit my job now.

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Perfect. That's the job pretty much. You're very well-qualified.

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- ...to quit my job. - I'm not! I'm not trying to...

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But instead I hired a hot girl...

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because no one is hornier than a girl...

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I went out with this girl for four months...

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So, you actually wrote that one girl looked like...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho.

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When I was a little girl, I developed early.

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I met a girl and she's here with a bachelorette party...

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if some girl had just vomited shellfish sandwich into your mouth.

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Look, there is a hot-ass girl who works right there.