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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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O.J. Rifkin. Oh, you don't even use a name. It's just initials.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Don't call me. - Don't worry.

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Anyway, I don't even get a thank you. I don't get it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Just keep the music down.

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I don't want people touching me that don't wanna have sex with me.

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I don't submit to forcible massage.

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You just said you said it.

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Every muscle she touches just oozes...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- ...you can just veto it. - Okay.

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- You don't like double dates. - George does.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Well, I don't know. Maybe you haven't.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...by the sounds of murdering. Just stereo.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Just like Son of Sam was adopted.

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Nothing confrontational. Just two adults sitting down...

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- What? - She just dislikes me so much...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- What were her exact-? - "I don't like him."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Oh, you don't know what you're missing, buddy.

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Don't you ever talk about her like that!

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- Rifkin? Joel Rifkin? - Yeah. It's just a coincidence...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Well, listen, I just want you to know...