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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

1.4s

Being a woman...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.4s

- You know, I'm going as a beard. - A beard?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.6s

- What's that? - A polygraph.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.5s

Oh, wait a second.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.2s

- He's a composite artist. - Really?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.4s

I perceived a possibility, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.4s

Yeah, that's a real nuisance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2s

But I'm a starting shortstop.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

3.7s

Robert, we need a shortstop.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

3s

...paranoid, neurotic. It's a pleasure.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2s

She had a nice skull.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

3.8s

You know, you've had, like, a religious awakening. You're like a bald-again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

1.2s

I know. I need a lesson.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

1.8s

...belt out a few choice numbers.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.2s

No, I was a fantastic beard.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

1.4s

We do have a good team.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

3.2s

...what, 30, 45 minutes a week?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

1.7s

And that's on a good week.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

3.6s

- What? - A bald woman rejected me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.5s

Apparently baldy likes a slimmer guy.