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Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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Festivus is all too real and I could prove it... if I have to.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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- We don't care and it shows. - You gotta open your mail here?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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...on the old Dean Martin Show.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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And?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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If I ask her out again, I don't know who's showing up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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...and the next she's ugly and advancing the runners.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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...and that way I'll have it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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...and we got this bagel place.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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Stop crying and fight your father.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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- All right. - And instead of a tree...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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So she was switching back and forth?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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...and now you're gonna hear about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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I gotta stay and wait for the call.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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...and the only place she always looked good...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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- Hey. - Hi, there. This is Kramer and Frank.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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Then, they would come to me and beg.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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...and then, they would owe me big time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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Twenty-four stamps and I become a submarine captain.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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And now you know who to thank for that.