I see a Christmas tree...

If is becoming a very large word.

It was a very small cutback, actually. Just me.

but we are very pleased to have a most honored guest with us...

And that's why I have been a very rigorous advocate of tough security measures.

(TV) More on that breaking news. There has been a very serious traffic accident.

We have a great show for you tonight, so without any further ado...

It looks as if Delaware now is going to President Kellogg by a very close margin.

At 7 p.m. Tom Dobbs, who had a successful cable show featuring political comedy,

...compared to a network show, he has been extremely influential in some smaller circles.

since I am now the first show business manager ever to handle a president.

If you have the GPS, be very careful. I bought a Mercedes recently with the talking GPS.

I wanna do a show about gay farmers and call it Cropsuckers. Is that offensive?

I, uh, I never really sat behind a desk before. I mean, the one on the show is just a prop. This... (whistles)

When I was a young boy, I used to look at pictures of naked ladies. Hence, my right hand is very strong.