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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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We're starting a TV show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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He might want a show about everything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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We call it a water-cooler show.

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Yeah, we could put on a show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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He said it was a show about nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Anyway, Stu here started telling me about a show, Jerry...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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I don't need any ideas. It's a show about nothing.

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Yeah, but, Jerry, what happens if the show's a hit?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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And pack a bag for me.

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So Mr. Costanza parked in a handicapped spot, and as a result...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...and enter it into evidence as Exhibit A.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- And what's your occupation? - I'm a library cop.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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First you make a cell phone walk-and-talk...

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...and they'll see a mean, nasty, evil George Costanza.

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They have quite a record of mocking and maligning.

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If he says he doesn't want it to be a show about nothing, don't go nuts.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...and he mentioned something about a private jet to Paris.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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It is a waste of the taxpayers' time and money.

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No. Because you cannot be a bystander and be guilty.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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And a big issue in this trial is going to be character.