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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

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The women have the breastplates, the bullet hats, the horns coming out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

3.2s

...the straw that stirs the drink. You're the magliana.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

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I left something on. The gas, the lights, the water in the tub.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

2.2s

It's the language, Jerry. The language.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

1.9s

What the-?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

2.1s

At the end of the toast, nobody even drank.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

2s

That's the way they was. You listen to the language.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

3.2s

- You remember the curse toast? - Oh, yeah. The curse toast.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

1.1s

Where? What's the rush?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

1.3s

The guy's a clown.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

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The tragic clown. Pagliacci...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

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I'm gonna call the cops. That's what I'm doing. The cops.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

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So, what's the difference? I'm a comedian of the United States.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

2.4s

The tuxedo is a woman's view that men are all the same.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

1.2s

You got the tickets, right?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

1.6s

Oh, I got the machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

2.2s

You know, shoot the breeze.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

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We're gonna miss the overture.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

2.6s

Enjoy the show there, Harry!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

3.2s

What if it was the president of the U.S.? I bet you'd investigate.