the way that Wonkamania has descended upon the globe.

that has captured the attention of entire world.

here in the Southwest it has actually happened.

The fifth and final ticket has been found,

♪ Has always been My sunshine ♪

- Stop squawking, you twit! - Everybody has had one,

- Wonka, this has gone far enough! - Quite right, sir!

She has to be squeezed immediately before she explodes.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is finished. The end has come.

The fifth and last Golden Ticket has just been found,

Patience, patience, little dear. Everything has to be in order.

I can take a joke, but this has gone too far.

It has to be big because whenever you transmit something by television,

- The pace is killing me. - My dear lady, transportation has already been arranged.

You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized,

the historic day on which Willy Wonka has promised to open his gates and shower gifts on the five lucky winners.