Uncle Jed?

A Beverly Hillbilly.

Hi, Uncle Jed.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Yes, see, Jed, I told you that clam digging was just a story.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Yeah, and Uncle Jed, being a movie star ain't all that it's cracked up to be.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

All she cares about is a screen test, and if she ever gets her gold-diggin' hooks into Jed Clampett... Whoa!

A sweetheart?

Set a spell.

He's a Hollywood actor.

Not missing a thing.

Then I get to rescue a pretty girl from a burning cabin.

Been a star less an hour and already got me a girl.

Well, what's a stunt double?

No, no, wait a minute.

Two... I have a heart!

Take a look at me.