A Beverly Hillbilly.

It wasn't his fault.

It's here with his rattle.

I'm gonna smoke his haunches till he can sit in the tub and heat his own bath water.

Tell Mr. Dragel we won't be needing his keys.

Well, why, till you come along, we was living mostly on pawpaws and high winds.

Hillbilly, that is.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

The little hillbilly woman?

And this was the cowbell we used to tie around his neck so he wouldn't get lost.

Oh sure, but Luke Short owns the general store and he can afford the best for his daughter.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

The Beverly Hills Baby Service?

I only loaned them to Jethro so he and his Uncle Jed wouldn't get bored and follow Granny and Ellie back to the hills.

Well, Edith and I appreciate your interest in the baby, Mr. Clampett, and Mr. Drysdale told us how he has his granny all lined up.

At the Beverly Hills Baby Service.

From that Beverly Hills baby service.

What makes you think she's a hillbilly?

Well, Beverly Hills is full of obstetricians.

And you got him at the Beverly Hills Baby Service?