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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.5s

- What? - The massages are out!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4s

- Now, no, come on! - Okay. Okay.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.2s

- No, I can't. - Yes. Come on, I know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.1s

Who you kidding? You come to my apartment...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.8s

Are you saying she's not attractive?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.3s

- Hey! - What are you doing here?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.6s

Here we are. Alrighty. Good. Okay.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.8s

- What are you doing? - Massaging your neck.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.6s

- Are you kidding me? - I'm afraid not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.8s

- What are you doing? - Just checking it out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.8s

Obviously, these are not hard-and-fast rules.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.6s

This is what I do. Come on, I'm going this way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.4s

Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.3s

- What are you doing? - What do you think I'm doing?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.7s

There are a lot of players named Deion these days.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.8s

Cabs are crashing into themselves to just pick me up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.8s

Swedes are big massagers. They like Swedish meatballs, Swedish massage.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.2s

A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.3s

- What are you talking about? - I am talking about you and Jodi.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.6s

"You know, sometimes I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore."