Granny, General Lee surrendered to General Grant!

If you'd ever love it is, Granny.

Granny, you ain't fixing to cook Earl.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Yeah, helping Granny now mix medicine for Miss Jean.

Granny, Jethro said you wanted my bandy rooster for something.

Granny, this here's Mr. Billington, and he wants to court me.

And I says, well, Granny will come on over and doctor you.

Ellie here is going to take Miss Jane's place while Granny gets her well.

Open your mouth and close your eyes, and Granny will give you a little surprise.

Well, Granny, I don't reckon Earl wants you to cook none of his sweethearts, neither.

Bring him a cup of that cider that Granny sent down to ward off sick benefits.

And she says, well, you tell Granny there's already a doctor on the way, because I got sick benefits.

Hillbilly, that is.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Who?

Gentlemen, it is my observation that a bank is like a ship.