Ed Clampett speaking.

Hello, Mr. Clampett.

Well, where is Mr. Clampett?

Here's your watch, Mr. Clampett.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

I can't afford to antagonize the Clampetts.

Oh, well, oh, Mr. Clampett, then you are coming.

Greetings, Mr. Clampett, and congratulations to you, young graduate.

But how am I going to get Mr. Clampett's watch?

Mrs. Potts, you will do the same with Mr. Clampett's watch.

Jed Clampett, ma'am, and this year... And you expect me to believe that you have $25 million?

When Mr. Clampett and Jethro were in my office that day, I thought they were talking about somebody else.

Mr. Drysdale, I fully realize that you hold the mortgage on my school and that the Clampetts are very special friends of yours.

Hillbilly, that is.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.

The philanthropist?

The multimillionaire?

In the first place, he towers over the other children.

Diana, begin the march.

Jethro and me was just driving down the road, and that's the first school the house would come to.