A Beverly Hillbilly.

Uncle Jed, Benny run off with my lasso.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

I know one we can get right up at Jed Clampett's house.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Hey, Uncle Jed, I can't ride to the movie studio pulling that thing.

You better play the part of the bachelor.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

I want to show him I can play romantic leading man parts.

Well, I figured if you didn't need a cowboy, I could play Indy.

Hillbilly, that is.

Now, the little think child star that's playing the daughter Debbie Dimples came in with impossible demands.

Dash plays a widower lawyer, dying of an incurable disease, who takes his little daughter and her collie dog on a wagon train to Tombstone, where he becomes marshal and tracks down a one-armed man who gave him amnesia.

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Doggone!

It's the blasted old wagon up.

I just hope Hopalong Cassidy don't see me.

Well, I'll hook it up, but you'll have to ask Cousin Bessie before you go anywhere.

What do you mean?