The Beverly Hillbilly.

Husband will never leave home with them on the table.

I mean, for Jed.

All the way from back home, just because I knowed it would pleasure you.

stands for Certified Public Accountant.

I'm calling for Jed Clampett.

That's for me to do.

You go look for yourself.

Hillbilly, that is.

If I didn't have my loving wife, Morty, back to home, I'd come a-courting you.

Not when I got a big, strong, handsome, hard-workin', honest, likable, intelligent, unmarried son back home.

No wonder Granny's jumping for joy.

I did, for a fact, Jay.

Well, let me send for him, Jed.

That little paw-paw tree for me?

I'm all for getting Ellie a fella.

Can't you stop just for a while?

Aye you good for nothing old gummy bear.

I have great things in mind for you.

I should take my motor scooter in for service.