You need a gimmick.

We need a picture of a parent who's not under arrest.

who's richer?

Who cares about lunch, Steven?

I'm the one who said that.

You know, I need an extra set of hands around here. How'd you like the job?

The word on the street is you need to smoke a cigarette after this boy lathers you up.

He's the one who gets set on fire.

Well, steven, you're gonna need a picture for your christmas card.

That's the oldest shirt I've ever seen on someone who wasn't a bum.

How is it that I raised a son who knows "bunting" but not "manifold"?

I mean, don't take this personally, Mr. Forman, but guys who work in muffler shops are bottom-feeders.

Thank you.

And you won't be if you follow the plan I gave you,

You know what?

You owe me.

Here? With you?

Fez, you know what you should do? You should be a cop like me.

then I met the night shift guy who's been doing it for 30 years. He's got no eyebrows, and he lives in his own car.

No, Steven, you can't.