Pack of gum.

vast inventory of love.

Nooooo ... it's ... more of a ....

Captain Record of the U.S.S. Phonograph.

I keep a stash of gifts down here.

it's really nice of you to ask but

what is you idea of a romantic date?

giving me a playfully heady mix of humility

was the invisible dancing fairy of dumb-ass land!

Because he loves me and he knows what I'm capable of.

I had a stash of gifts down there for every occasion.

I was trying to help ... myself to a handful of your boob.

Fez, it's not illegal for people of two different races to date.

So, I got us each a bouquet of flowers for our ladies.

you're about to get a vast inventory of my foot in your ass!

and I'll like it because it'll keep her occupied for gigantic chunks of time.

Well I'm sure my viewers are dying to know the secret of your happiness.

I'm off to the Monster Truck Show.

And then you kinda beat me to it and I'm kinda of a traditional guy.

Ugggg, I might as well book that painting of the old lady and the geezer with the pitchfork.