Your business went under.

Or the classic, "I'm gonna stick my foot in your ass."

You say, "I hope my foot "doesn't get stuck in your ass."

We need a picture of a parent who's not under arrest.

Or, "don't let my foot get stuck in your ass on the way out the door."

Yeah, when you went in for a juice, I slipped a rock under there.

then go national as morning talk show hosts,

so, Eric, your dad's muffler shop opens tomorrow.

That's, like, the perfect job for him. I mean, he's been muffling you for years.

Yes, he really hates noise.

I think it's because it reminds him of fun.

Hey, at least Red got a job he likes. I thought I was cool flipping burgers,

then I met the night shift guy who's been doing it for 30 years. He's got no eyebrows, and he lives in his own car.

I don't want to be that guy.

And you won't be if you follow the plan I gave you,

Okay? We get a job as a local weather team,

and then... star in our own ice capades.

Jackie, I've told you, I don't capade.

- I am quitting my job, though. - Me too.

The department of motor vehicles is not as glamorous as it sounds.