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Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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- No! - Rusty! Rusty! Be still, boy.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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There's only five laps to go, and ol' Dick Trickle's about to win this sombitch!

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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Don't let him draft you, dick.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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What the?

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

1.5s

Hell fire, damn!

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

4.6s

- Daddy, I need to know once and for all... - Oh, damn it, not this again.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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I told you, boy, if your mama's white, then that makes me a damn chalkie lover.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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Now, do I look like a chalkie lover to you?

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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I don't know, Daddy. You do drink a lot.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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Yes, I do, and I fight.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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But some other crazy sombitch is the one...

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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what bangulated and pregnified that white woman. It's not I!

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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So you're saying my mama was white?

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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- Wait a minute. What did I say? - You said my mama was white...

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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and you ain't the crazy sombitch that bangulated and pregnified her.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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Your mama was a vision in alabaster...

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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a white lily of the field...

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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rich with scented pollen and the sweet odor of the morning mist...

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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Diet morning mist, actually...

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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although sometimes she would drink the regular if they was out of diet.